Sunday, May 20, 2007

Sorry Phillip

Goldfish are just generally disgusting--I don't understand why you'd want one floating around your dorm room or your kitchen or your TABLE or eventually on your carpet.

But besides their inherent gross existence, I figured out another reason why I cannot love a goldfish--they're supposed to be completely disposable. I mean, someone will understand if you love your dog or your cat or your sister, but spending love on a fish just isn't worth it. It's not so much a pet as a decoration that you feed and clean up after. But if I wake up
and find it floating on top of the water, first I freak out because I have the actual physical being of a dead fish on my hands, and second I get this sick feeling realizing that it died and I was in charge of it. How can I love something like that when everyone else says to just flush it down the toilet and spend another twenty-five cents for my next fish?

Holly's fish died this morning. I think it was my fault.

I cried in the shower. Which is ridiculous because I didn't even like that fish.

4 comments:

  1. roommate7:54 pm

    Oh Heather. I knew your love for goldfish would surface eventually. I've always known you had a soft spot for good old beloved orange fruit of the sun. Tell Holly that I'm very sad about Phillip, but she can refocus all of her attention on dorothy.

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  2. Heather, you make me smile! Is Dorothy a different fish? I never got to meet Philip. Oh, well.

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  3. if it makes you feel better my fish died to. 2 of them. i have like 7 left though, so its okay.

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