Sunday, June 17, 2007
Food Phobias
I realized that I have a lot of them.
1. Ketchup--it, the bottle, the sounds it makes, ew ew ew ew
2. When you give someone a bite of your ice cream and they leave some of it on the spoon
3. Milk in the bottom of a glass, a cereal bowl, or a milk jug
4. Raw meat. times 230954968.
a. thawing in the sink
b. getting marinated, especially in the fridge and especially in a tupperware that usually has brownies or something good in it that would make you stick your hand in it
c. Also, the runny stuff in hot dog packages.
5. Bones in anything
6. Refrigerators that smell bad
7. Cream of anything soup
8. That thing at one end inside an eggshell
9. Wet saran wrap
10. Dirty sinks. ANYTHING in a sink.
My mom says "it's best to just get over it." Step one is listing them--there's probably more, but I figure that raw meat is enough to make up for anything I happened to forget.
1. Ketchup--it, the bottle, the sounds it makes, ew ew ew ew
2. When you give someone a bite of your ice cream and they leave some of it on the spoon
3. Milk in the bottom of a glass, a cereal bowl, or a milk jug
4. Raw meat. times 230954968.
a. thawing in the sink
b. getting marinated, especially in the fridge and especially in a tupperware that usually has brownies or something good in it that would make you stick your hand in it
c. Also, the runny stuff in hot dog packages.
5. Bones in anything
6. Refrigerators that smell bad
7. Cream of anything soup
8. That thing at one end inside an eggshell
9. Wet saran wrap
10. Dirty sinks. ANYTHING in a sink.
My mom says "it's best to just get over it." Step one is listing them--there's probably more, but I figure that raw meat is enough to make up for anything I happened to forget.
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whoa i'm totally with you on # 2, 3, and 4!
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ReplyDeleteI havn't seen you in forever! You should come visit me :D We should do something some time.
Well, at least you don't have a fear/extreme dislike of "squeaky" vegetables. Nate likes his beans well-done, not rare.
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